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[!~**Uber and Leet Inducted as PRT ENE's Latest Heroes**~!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) *The Protectorate announced Uber and Leet would be joining its roster, said a spokesman on April 1st. "I'm going to be honest with you," team leader Armsmaster said to local media. "I have no idea why the hell they're here." Director Piggot was not available for comment.* [!~**"The Boys" Gang Attempt Robbery on Brockton Bay Central Bank**~!](https://rentry.org/ynq75tu9) *Mr. Skeltal's crew of "boys" were subdued by Brockton Bay's Wards before they could flee the scene. No civilian injures; property damage estimated around $75,000.* [!~**Cape Vigilantism Sees Two Dead at Corner Store Robbery**~!](https://rentry.org/hv7i9wqu) *CCTV footage shows an unknown parahuman brutally killing two thieves, both of which had powers of their own. Protectorate advises caution in the area and vows to investigate.* [!~**ABB, Empire Members Defeated by New Ward, Roadrunner**~!](https://rentry.org/65gvs7ed) *Up-and-coming superhero Roadrunner has been inducted into the Wards after singlehandedly defeating a group of gang members. "He's great!" Bumble beamed to reporters. "We're really lucky to have him on our side."* [!~**Massive Airship Blots the Sky in Brockton Bay**~!](https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/93455210/#93456459) *Capton Alfonso Payton, also known as Sky Captain, has docked his enormous "Iron Storm" ship directly over the city, causing many civilians to worry what would happen if the ship crashed down from the sky. The FAA and Protectorate are working in tandem in regards to the situation.* [!~**Uber and Leet In Custody Following Battle with Wards, Buckshot**~!](https://rentry.org/395q93rc) *Uber, Leet, and Werewolf were seen provoking a fight with the Brockton Bay Wards. Though they seemingly had the upper hand, the tables were turned when Buckshot arrived on the scene. Werewolf fled the scene after regenerating a fatal wound dealt by Buckshot.* ***Warning: Article contains extremely graphic footage.*** **(Showing page 18 of 18)** **►CoffeeAddict97** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: That's gotta be some kind of cosmic justice between that April Fools' post and U&L getting caught. **►arctic_alligator** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: jesus fucking christ that video in the last one. i don't know what freaked me out more: watching him get his brains blown out, or watching him *get up after the fact.* **►technogeek** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: @arctic_alligator Reason #246 why you don't fuck with capes. **►n0flesh4llBONE5** (Banned) Replied On Apr 30th 2011: \[snip] **(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)** **(Moderator note: You're up to ten accounts banned, now. It'd be appreciated if you could do the rest of us a favor and leave it at that.)** **►os360sucks** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: @n0flesh4llBONE5 no way he's still going HAHAHAHAHAHH **►Topic_Discusser** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: Do we actually know what Roadrunner's deal is yet? I know they're saying tinker but there's zero footage of him in action. **►Bagrat** (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know) Replied On Apr 30th 2011: @Topic_Discusser The name's pretty apt. You ever seen the old cartoons where the coyote's chasing the roadrunner? He takes the cartoon logic and applies it to the stuff he makes. For instance, a portable hole that only he can pass through, a jet-powered pogo stick, or frankly whatever goofy bullshit you'd expect to see in Saturday morning cartoons. **►Topic_Discusser** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: @Bagrat That sounds pretty nuts. Theoretically he could make whatever he wanted as long as it was goofy enough, no? **►Bagrat** (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know) Replied On Apr 30th 2011: @Topic_Discusser In theory. We haven't seen enough of him to know what his limits are. That being said, he wrecked the ABB and the Empire's shit, so... **►biggiesneeze** Replied On Apr 30th 2011: @n0flesh4llBONE5 My sister was at the bank. Sorcerer is the only reason she's not seriously hurt. Go to hell. **End of Page. [!~1~!](http://example.com), [!~2~!](http://example.com), [!~3~!](http://example.com) ... [!~16~!](http://example.com), [!~17~!](http://example.com), 18** -> ■ <- **♦ Private Conversation with turok10** turok10: Are you fucking kidding me with that username? turok10: My grandparents died in Switzerland. **ZizDidNothingWrong:** that sucks turok10: Yeah, it does. **ZizDidNothingWrong:** that your grandparents were from switzerland turok10: What? **ZizDidNothingWrong:** \[Uploaded an image. 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