# **/palg/ Original Content Links** -> ~/~/~/~/~/~ 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ~/~/~/~/~/~ <- [TOC2] ~ . ~ FACT: You will be playing with bots until Account Level 5. FACT: Trials of the Realm challenges can be completed in vs AI modes, if it's too bullshit. FACT: If you want to finish Passes fast, use up your Team Boosters and do Quests, then just use Gold to buy boosters for every game after. Hoarding them for no reason does nothing. They only cost 500 Gold, which more than pays for itself when you consider you usually get ~150k from the pass+trials, on top of match rewards. Less advisable for newer players who are yet to unlock everyone. The 'optimal' grind is Siege vs AI with boosters in a team, for the increased rewards and easy+fast wins - but you can easily finish it in a few weeks in normal ques, provided you do your quests. ~ . ~ ## Lore Project *Ever wondered what the cryptic 'story' of Paladins is? Worry no more, as resident NotepadAnon attempts to decipher it for you, in a better way than the devs can! Check in for constant updates!* https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3yMuLQRyaeDfje3S_4luCLsSNhjrMwNWRU1xSGbjDU/edit ~ . ~ ## Opensauce Project *Oh shit, some crazy motherfuckers are trying to remake the game in Unity! It's more effort than LoRez is putting in, amirite guise? Go help 'em out if you want, they don't bite.* https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i3yMuLQRyaeDfje3S_4luCLsSNhjrMwNWRU1xSGbjDU/edit ~ . ~ ## **Champion Guides by Anon** *Add your expertise (or lack thereof) today! Make a / few in-depth posts, cap them, upload them somewhere and link them here! Let's try to get something for everyone!* *You want a tl;dr? https://youtu.be/dxlMFsw1OfY* Ash - https://rentry.co/Ashisbest Atlas - Azaan - Barik - Inara - Khan - Fernando - https://files.catbox.moe/pn2crg.png Makoa - Nyx - Ruckus - https://youtu.be/PiPMXf-o_9M Raum - *(Out of Date, but has relevant info)* https://files.catbox.moe/omjlwc.jpg Terminus - Torvald - Yagorath - https://rentry.co/yagoguide/ Bomb King - Bomb Queen - Cassie - https://files.catbox.moe/non2jy.png Dredge - Drogoz - Imani - Kasumi - Kinessa - Lian - Octavia - Saati - Sha Lin - Strix - Tiberius - https://a.pomf.cat/dwwtlc.png Tyra - Viktor - Vivian - Willo - Androxus - *~~https://youtu.be/OHK7cgBY4hM~~* Buck - Caspian - Evie - https://files.catbox.moe/u3ie4f.png Koga - *~~https://youtu.be/8V1pMQKDPco~~* Lex - Maeve - https://files.catbox.moe/ard4me.png Moji - Skye - Talus - Vatu - *~~https://youtu.be/H1ICoVNMSZE~~* VII - Vora - https://rentry.co/sexwithvora Zhin - Corvus - https://files.catbox.moe/2uhrsm.png Furia - Grohk - *(General card tiering only, needs a writeup)* https://files.catbox.moe/89u3cy.png Grover - Io - https://a.pomf.cat/gmqkgo.png Jenos - Lillith - https://a.pomf.cat/oyvhjd.png Mal'Damba - Pip - Rei - Seris - Ying - ~ . ~ ## Video Gallery *Part of the great concerted efforts of VideoAnon and a few others; bringing high art, original scores and master-level video editing to catalogue and critique the various comical escapades of the game over the years! The most recent videos are marked in* **Bold.** ### Movies >The Lost Tapes **Episode 0** - (04/02/23) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/DQVnjv3IpfkT/ >Special Program **Episode 0** - (17/01/2023) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/r5ftNDAlz4vD/ >Direct-to-DVD Movie - Into the Static Episode 0 - (12/11/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZiQxzVXPZtC0/ >Glitchamania Bootleg - Totally Tubular Retro Rewind Pay Per View Episode 0 - (18/08/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/XHqZK9sHkgAE/ >Glitchamania Bootleg - In your House Episode 0 - (30/06/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ZcPKT0mqGBLV/ >Glitchamania Bootleg - Pay Per View Teaser - https://www.bitchute.com/video/enyNXQucCTFh/ Episode 0 - (03/05/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lnsl4GGMjLeQ/ >Problem With Paladins Bots: A Botumentary Episode 0 - (19/11/20) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbIs4IMekck >Direct-to-DVD Movie - A Brush With Darkness Episode 0 - (16/11/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/rPNJKcBs3aaf/ >Direct-to-VHS Movie Episode 0 - (21/05/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/3X3pbVv99OWU/ ~ ### Seasonals >Paladins Memes Of The Realm Season 2 Season PV - https://www.bitchute.com/video/phb3oUmCzH9r/ Episode 1 - (01/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/MovQ76yiZZIs/ Episode 2 - (08/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/sUzMQLwmqW7w/ Episode 3 - (15/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/qXGizWu8Fx1m/ Episode 4 - (22/12/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/VR2TEU0PJS1r/ Episode 5 - (03/01/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/l3qkjIzrZTTN/ Episode 6 - (18/01/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/fwXASwqvOlTJ/ Episode 7 - (26/01/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/8FeWiPcSQzrb/ Episode 8 - (02/02/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/3lmGMDnBExVD/ Episode 9 - (13/02/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Avh2dVjXeF2l/ **Episode 10** - (05/03/21) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/7Tb8MlZ7QIdm/ ~ >Paladins: Behind the Glitches that Suck Season 2 Episode 1 - (29/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/2wHuBebqPBFy/ Episode 2 - (02/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/PKUuk4yrHwCn/ Episode 3 - (06/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/0Qjou3JG9dIG/ Episode 4 - (12/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/lKzRGoNmnV66/ Episode 5 - (19/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/vllGcbxzZGmu/ Episode 6 - (28/08/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/i2oVQEmvFNxG/ Episode 7 - (02/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/d4Y0z61CYd1f/ Episode 8 - (07/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/CCzGIpmBbR5H/ Episode 9 - (13/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/zORNkly4cm6K/ Episode 10 - (18/09/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/eXMk7sN88Ixn/ ~ >Paladins: Behind the Glitches that Suck Season 1 Episode 1 - (02/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/BMGvGJD7p2S2/ Episode 2 - (03/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/pRuJ3sJx2mvA/ Episode 3 - (07/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/76Hw7jYTaLNa/ Episode 4 - (09/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/cqv3NFbp2S96/ Episode 5 - (16/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/CD0sTmIfQQJL/ Episode 6 - (25/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/ympmavo32Xy8/ Episode 7 - (28/06/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/Hq97mHPDGMnm/ Episode 8 - (03/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/xadCyNIQF5KO/ Episode 9 - (09/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/bHeeQ0SGQE17/ Episode 10 - (10/07/20) - https://www.bitchute.com/video/W4Sg54ZlPX9i/ ~ >Paladins: You're Out Of Time / You're Out Of Glitches Of The Realm *Part 1* Episode 1 - (21/01/20) - Fellowship Of The Glitch https://www.bitchute.com/video/dLsvP0UclOnm/ Episode 2 - (23/01/20) - The Two Ivory Towers https://www.bitchute.com/video/kOXepGfFkvLb/ Episode 3 - (30/01/20) - No Return Of The 3rd King https://www.bitchute.com/video/Nrb5QeH9aws2/ *Part 2* Episode 1 - (10/04/20) - An Unexpected Furry https://www.bitchute.com/video/JirlIZJ5NWnT/ Episode 2 - (12/04/20) - The Desolation Of Bog https://www.bitchute.com/video/18Yod3auUkZP/ Episode 3 - (21/04/20) - The Battle Of The 5V5 https://www.bitchute.com/video/hrbtV2FjW0ZK/ ~ >Glitchamania Episode 1 - (28/02/20) - Preshow Hype Dark Match https://www.bitchute.com/video/bCu1czULeftz/ Episode 2 - (02/03/20) - The Royal Fumble https://www.bitchute.com/video/gcIjlugjHHwv/ Episode 3 - (05/03/20) - Termimania Is Runnin Wild https://www.bitchute.com/video/wHOwDqrAvW7K/ ~ >Paladins Memes Of The Realm Season 1 Episode 1 - (01/02/20) - No Need For Updates https://www.bitchute.com/video/d224xBxVzvHj/ Episode 2 - (02/02/20) - The Horror Won't End https://www.bitchute.com/video/Dy3BkumgSpqc/ Episode 3 - (04/02/20) - Forced Departure https://www.bitchute.com/video/6LKtcFEBj0sT/ Episode 4 - (05/02/20) - A Journey of Adventure Huh https://www.bitchute.com/video/iW3wzOuo1WdV/ Episode 5 - (07/02/20) - A Foul Unwashed Update https://www.bitchute.com/video/980OdQ7XOWOd/ Episode 6 - (09/02/20) - Destruction Another Day https://www.bitchute.com/video/coKZMlDdizBr/ Episode 7 - (11/02/20) - The Losses Begin https://www.bitchute.com/video/1wOeBX0vT7Fp/ Episode 8 - (14/02/20) - Have Vex Incel https://www.bitchute.com/video/PYWvKzEmu3Hn/ Episode 9 - (17/02/20) - Out Of Time https://www.bitchute.com/video/VeIb7bwhXqE7/ Episode 10 - (20/02/20) - The Final Episode https://www.bitchute.com/video/cNx7KoVBqcCo/ OVA 1 - (10/03/20) - Art Shitter https://www.bitchute.com/video/EcDnBF1Cncwe/ OVA 2 - (12/03/20) - A Land Of Bugs And Adventure https://www.bitchute.com/video/R0zRcFCiY5tp/ OVA 3 - (18/03/20) - The Call From The Past https://www.bitchute.com/video/rZ4Ciabngdqz/ OVA 4 - (25/03/20) - Funk N Junk https://www.bitchute.com/video/YgQ9E0aQf8zL/ OVA 5 - (30/03/20) - The Final Episode https://www.bitchute.com/video/syO7ZWkmDegj/ ~ ### /palg/ Customs and Misc. Videos >The /palg/ Experience Episode 1 - (29/11/20) - https://youtu.be/mjr6ZUjmNhA Episode 2 - (13/12/20) - https://youtu.be/rBU06X7biz0 Episode 3 - (14/12/20) - https://youtu.be/pY2GteBCIPg Episode 4 - (03/02/21) - https://youtu.be/dXro98p7q4k Episode 5 - (08/02/21) - https://youtu.be/Kk2cQj1clpI Episode 6 - (12/02/21) - https://youtu.be/xJddhoLEw0g Episode 7 - (19/02/21) - https://youtu.be/kZW-OMg00kQ Episode 8 - (01/03/21) - https://youtu.be/i_qI1n5TG-A Episode 9 - (20/04/21) - https://youtu.be/pr4LhyCtueI Episode 10 - (08/05/21) - https://youtu.be/Y97eby0_X6w Episode 11 - (04/09/21) - https://youtu.be/5khzE2tE-qc **Episode 12** - (21/03/22) - https://youtu.be/5C1k-uZA5XE ~ >'Customs Highlights' Episode 0 - (30/06/20) - Pilot https://www.bitchute.com/video/cVS84IThH6y3 Episode 1 - (03/07/20) - Late Night Edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/pGopZ69c9QRG Episode 2 - (08/07/20) - St.Terminus Edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/F1f1oj4HJJ2H Buck Breaking - (11/07/20) - 'Shotgun' https://www.bitchute.com/video/8TN2nkGc6tbs Episode 3 - (18/07/20) - Tony the Weapons Master Edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/iVseLMz3FpTU Episode 4 - (01/08/20) - "BUCK IS OP" edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/ral4scRs0w0d Episode 5 - (07/12/20) - 4 Month Delay Edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/BKWnflViJlQs Episode 6 - (31/12/20) - DevoMan's StoryTale Edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/at5bYN0j7hYM Episode 7 - (12/05/21) - Debatable Edition https://www.bitchute.com/video/pGopZ69c9QRG MRL yiffs in Hell - (15/10/21) - The Fursecution MRL Delenda Est https://streamable.com/g8t08k MRL yiffs in Hell 2 - (23/10/21) - The Fursecution MRL Delenda Est https://files.catbox.moe/j6s64j.mp4 ~ >Albums White Paladins EP - (13/07/20) https://www.bitchute.com/video/g1oKQ5ZPP9Xs/ The Demo EP - (10/08/20) https://www.bitchute.com/video/BBuifuh3h8FO/ ~ >Misc Speed Willo Historical Document - (03/07/18) - https://youtu.be/tkuC3YHnR7g Shadows Patch Recap - (27/05/21) - https://files.catbox.moe/x96m1p.mp4 GEArim Trailer - (19/09/21) - https://streamable.com/emcmaa Absolution Patch Recap - (13/11/21) - https://files.catbox.moe/n3aaet.mp4 Schism Update Patch Recap - (23/12/21) - https://streamable.com/96s4lx Monstercat Patch Recap - (25/03/22) - https://streamable.com/m73flm Beyond the Grave - (12/04/22) - https://streamable.com/cd3bfo seven shitposts - (09/07/22) - https://youtu.be/J2cFMtq0Fkk **/palg/ rhythm hell** - (06/02/23) - https://youtu.be/eAHbXUXzIHc ~ ###Pass Dates *Dates of the various Passes, for chronological reference's sake. Events are marked in **Bold**, Champion Releases are marked in italics.* - **Siege of Ascension Peak** - March 28th, 2018 - *Khan (Mid-patch)* - Gearhead - April 26th, 2018 - **Rise of Furia** - June 6th, 2018 - *Furia* - Ninja - July 18th, 2018 - **Dragon's Call** - August 21st, 2018 - **Dark Tides** - September 27th, 2018 - *Dredge* - Remix - November 14th, 2018 - **Merry Mayhem** - December 10th, 2018 ~ - Battle Suit - January 16th, 2019 - *Imani* - **End Times** - February 13th, 2019 - Battle Byte - March 27th, 2019 - *Atlas* - **Street Style** - April 24th, 2019 - Steel Forged - May 22nd, 2019 - Shore Patrol - July 17th, 2019 - *Io* - **Time Warp** - August 30th, 2019 - Pirate's Treasure - September 11th, 2019 - Wild West - November 6th, 2019 - *Raum* - **Evie’s Year-End Yuletide** - December 11th, 2019 ~ - Community - January 8th, 2020 - *Tiberius* - Sands of Myth - March 4th, 2020 - Darkness & Dragons - April 29th, 2020 - *Corvus* - Radiant Stars - July 29th, 2020 - Arcane Pacts - October 28th, 2020 - *Vora* ~ - Eternal Pyre - January 6th, 2021 - *Yagorath (Mid-patch)* - Game On - March 31st, 2021 - *Octavia* - Beach Bash - May 26th, 2021 - *Vatu* - gen:LOCK - July 21st, 2021 - *Rei* - Nightfall - September 15th, 2021 - *Saati* - Dark Depths - November 10th, 2021 - *Azaan* ~ - Abyss Hunter Academy - January 26th, 2022 - *VII* - Monstercat - March 23rd, 2022 - *Betty La Bomba* - Lost Future - May 25th, 2022 - *Lillith* - RWBY - June 29th, 2022 - Starforged - August 17th, 2022 - *Caspian* - Dread Omens - October 12th, 2022 - *Kasumi* - Chaos Rising - November 16th, 2022 ~ - Into the Abyss - February 22nd, 2023 - *Nyx* - ??? - April ??, 2023 ~ . ~ ## Anon's Champion Ideas *Ever thought - damn, I've got a genius idea...but nowhere to put it... - worry not! Throw them in a bin or the like, and link them here for posterity and future reference - never let a good idea go to waste!* >Future Champion Concepts http://ideaguyfag.wikidot.com/ >Misc https://files.catbox.moe/30dqg4.png ~ . ~ ##Credits / Out-of-game Lore *A section giving a short tl;dr glossary about some of the names surrounding the game, (within the dev team, community and threads) so the common newfag is not completely lost on such discussion. Generally not a proud place to be listed.* https://rentry.co/bm8fc ~ . ~ ##The Back of the Bus - SMITE General OC links *the battlefield of the gods never got a civil rights movement* >Smite Newfag Guide by Anon https://rentry.co/smgen >/smgen/ Lore Doc & God Splash Art Gallery by Lorefag https://rentry.org/smgenloredoc ~ . ~ ## How to Update This Thing 1. Have this page open in one window 2. Have a new rentry.co tab open in another 3. Click Edit on the old version, copy everything into the new one (Right click, select all, copy, paste); then apply the changes you want (formatting is EZPZ too, and explained in the How tab if you want to do it) 4. Think of a edit code nobody will ever guess (open a dictionary and choose a random word) 5. Make the custom url ''palg_[Date]'' so people can see if / when it was updated 6. Click Go, then paste your *new and improved* link into the OP 7. Squadalaa! You're off! >Why? Because if it's a single persistent link, it'll get flooded with gay furry pedophile links from the usual suspect and no way to recover the previous text - that, or discord troons taking the thing over for themselves. At least this way the original / previous link is retained for the next OP to revert to if an 'updated' link is less than preferential. I'm sure *you're* not bad Anon, but preez unnastan, you gotta futureproof these things in advance; ounce of prevention worth more than a pound of cure and all that.