#Tadhg O'Donnell Relationship Chart   [TOC2]   ##Batch https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93790363 One of the parallel-Earthers she is, aye?  Those poor bastards got it bleeding hard out here. She seems to be doing alright, like, but wants more. I can understand that, so I can. I wish her luck. !>Now for the important question. Would I? She's one pretty sheila, can't deny that, but is it worth it? You never know what those parEarths might be carrying, and I be hearing some rumours about her, so unless she brings with her test papers from NORA stating it's safe, I'm not sticking me flute in. ##Solomon Cole AKA The Red Duke AKA Mr Smith https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93786368 The Boss, The Big Honcho, The Grand Boyo. Call him what you will, I work for the man. Well, I'm not lying when I say I can be a wee eejit and I got meself into a holy show due to that. This fella helped me out. Pretending he did it off some bleedin' heart or some, would be codding ya, so I won't; he wanted me skills. I don't like some tasks he has for me much, but in fairness, I knew what I signed up for. He saved me arse, and I now gotta pay him back. Other than that, the job be fine. There are some right benefits, I get a fair wage after the rates for me debt, and even some cool stuff, like the hat or that gear I got from Royal. He even lets me borrow some of those lethal rides of his when I go out. Well, to be precise, I didn't rightly ask, but he surely knows and didn't mind. ##The Beyonder https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93771357 This sounds like some of those tales me oul dear used to tell me as a wee lad to scare me off from trying to reach beyond our plane. Let's just say I do not like to mess with the extraplanar stuff now.   ##Tadhg O'Donnell AKA Spatial Shaman AKA Me https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93791365 Look at this handsome fella. Doesn't he look great? The type you'd want to party with, isn't he? Or set him up with some beours you know?   ##Epiphany https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93774302 Ah yes, Eph. My cousin works for her. That's how I got to know her. She's a right stunner, and right smart to boot. She runs a super detective agency. Sherlock would be a gowl next to her. The Boss probably doesn't like me hanging out too much with her given our business, but he hasn't forbidden it yet, so it's fine, right? !>I would, oh how much I would. She left me her phone number, but she be busy with her work. I'm just waiting for her to get a break someday, maybe get a bit more lonely one night, and I can take her out for a night of craic. This feek is so my type, I'm considering helping her with her cases if that can clear her calendar faster.   ##Peruere https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93774939 Another parEarth, but while Batch seems like a softie, yer wan is hard as steel. The lass is not-afraid to get her hands dirty, and knows how to. I fear she and Boss might end up going for each other's throats some day, and that sounds like it will be a lethal hard fight. !>ParEarth, so I should ask for tests again, but here the danger kinda works for her. So... even if I know I probably shouldn't...   ##Titan https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93776026 Yeah, he's near the top of me don't-fuck-around-with-list. If he shows up while we're on a job, we're pretty much fucked. The only thing that makes him slightly less scary, is that he's a boyscout. So while he could explode me on sight, it's safe to assume he won't. Better still avoid him, though.   ##Ivy Throne AKA Royal https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93776891 Another scary one, but she be on our side. I'm actually not that sure if that's for the better, since it means she's closer by. She got me me gear, but I think she generally views me beneath her notice. A fierce smart girl, but socially not that bright. Don't tell her I said that. !>And since we're on the topic of not snitching on me, also don't repeat what I'm about to say. I don't know what answer she'd like, and I don't want to check. I wouldn't. She's too young for me. Or at least seems to be. Tough to tell with them powers sometimes.   ##Ivy Grim AKA Orrery https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93777156 Me cousin. A gloomy one she is. She never really was a ball of sunshine and positivity like me, but it didn't use to be that bad. Somewhat of a late bloomer this one, took her quite a while to get the handle on her powers. Not everyone can be a born prodigy like me, mind you. Well, one day it finally clicked for her, and she got herself in a right state when she jumped on the chance to do the family work. That didn't go well, I warned her. When she came back... It's a sorry sight. I'd like to help her out if I can. Sometimes my light can be blinding, and people may not like that. I got used to it, but as a kid, it got hard sometimes. She helped me out back then. Since she smartened up enough to not focus only on those books of hers and the spooky extradimensional business, I think she's on the right way, but that look in her eyes as she keeps looking behind her... I'd like to calm her down and rekindle the spark inside them. !>Wouldn't. I'm from Ireland, not Alabama.   ##William Sharpe AKA Ironclad https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93778460 A soldier boy. Not that powerful, and his tech isn't like Royal's, but he's a tough man, and experienced at war, so I don't think of him lightly. I like when my job is easy, so I hope I can avoid going against him. I heard he's freelancing for now, but tried out for the Guardians and also considers joining Eph's crew. Sounds like he'll end up competition one way or the other, be it at work, or trying to win the she-devil's heart. ##Meliander AKA Tako https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93779650 I've seen her at Eph's. An oddball to be sure. She's not from here, obviously, but even among the NORA's cases, she's a weird one. She speaks funny, but from her perspective, probably so do we. She's a cheerful one, so hanging out with her is quite fun. I think I could take her on a world trip someday. Maybe that'd help to convince her that Eph would be fine with me? !>Are we even, ya know... compatible? She thought I was a lass at first. But assuming we are, and that she's tested, I'm still not sure I would. She's close to Eph, so that feels like it might ruin my shot with her, and out of the two, I'd rather would Eph. However, if in the future Eph would like to get her to tag along, I wouldn't say no. That sounds like something you don't experience every day, so I would certainly give it a go. ##Mike Pearson AKA Flesh Crafter https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93789178 Seeing heroes like that, I deeply question my line of work. That bastard is nightmare inducing. I just hope that Boss manages to steer us clear away from the Guardians, or that if we do end up clashing with them and don't get the lucky break, Titan will be there to at least keep things above-board. !>Nah, even in the female form I wouldn't. ##Scale Thompson AKA The Croc https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93784073 He has his turf, and I hope we don't need to go there, but honestly, after some of the others on this list, if I had to end up throwing shapes against someone, this one doesn't sound the worst. Easy to avoid messing with, so probably not much need to worry about, though.   ##Lilia Borowicz AKA Duchess https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93786967 Is she even alive? I've heard conflicting rumours. Getting information on this bird in general is fierce difficult. Some say she never even existed, just some amalgam of spy legends. But hey, a blonde bombshell with a thick soviet accent sounds like a fine legend to me. I'm just happy I'm not her target. My run with gambling and honeypots is not so great... !>Assuming she's alive and well, she'd be like a grandma by now, wouldn't she? If she's one of those forever young and healthy, I guess I would? Shagging a legend would be legendary in and of itself. ##Catastrophic Electric Warrior https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93787215 Isn't this boyo from a Sunday cartoon? I'm pretty sure I've seen him on cereal or something. A goofy lil' lad.   ##Crow Freeman AKA Iterator https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93788591 What am I even looking at? You know what. I don't care. Unless I end up meeting this muppet or the Boss orders me to care, I'll not stick my nose in it.   ##Daniel Ford https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93786775 I think I've passed by him in the corridor when I was dropping the Boss off. I think we might have even cut some small talk by the coffee machine. Seemed like a pleasant enough fella, but Jaysus, did he get himself into an absolute state with the gobshite he pulled off. I admire the ambition, but now I'm on a fast call to transport teams to his suspected locations. He really ticked Royal off. He's either even smarter than he looked, got some backin', or is just lucky. I hope it's the last one. Sounds like the least troubles once we finally catch up to him. A shitehawk, but a legend. Don't tell Royal I said that. ##Katia Ilyina AKA Phase https://desuarchive.org/tg/post/93819431 Finally, a member of the Guardians that doesn't scare the shit out of me. Don't get me wrong, she's still strong, and I don't think I'd win in a fight, but I think I have a chance to run unlike against the Titan. The lass also seems almost naively pure, so also not as scary on that field as the Flesh Crafter. She seems like a proper sort, so I don't think she'd want to deal with me unless she's in a "I can fix this bad boy" phase. !>Have you seen her? You know I would.